Where do you want me to start:

Location of starting motor on BL 1100/1300 range
Rear axle arrangement of Triumph Vitesse or GT6 with rubber doughnuts... if you have ever tried to change them you would understand why
Position of grease nipples on front suspension of a Morgan, and the locality of the numberplate.
Remote gear change on a vauxhall chevette
Pub time I am afraid will come back to this later