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East London boy done good and very funny. Check this out: Ordering a Pizza in 2015 This is hilarious, but the scary part about it is that it's probably not too far away from being reality. Want to know how to order a pizza in 2015? Click the link and see. Turn up the volume, listen closely and watch the pointer! http://aclu.org/pizza/images/screen.swf  
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A man was having "waterworks troubles". He was always dribbling over his shoes.
He went to the doctor for a cure.
The doctor gave him a prescription and said...
now cut these Viagra into quarters and you will just miss your shoes.
Plus Four MY23 Furka Rouge
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A fella goes for a job in the Quality Assurance department at Durex .
The foreman takes him round the plant and shows him all the machinery and offers him the job.
"What will the role entail exactly?" asks the interviewee.
"Well", says the foreman, "you have to check 1 in a hundred", and proceds to remove one of the rubbers from the production line, stretches it, holds it up to the lights, then places it over his penis and calls the secretary over.
She proceeds to hitch her skirt up, pull her knickers down and bends over.
The foreman gives her a good rogering, after he's finished he removes the prophylactic, stretches it, holds it up to the light again to confirm no holes.
"Easy as that", he says.
"When do I start?" Asks the fella, unable to believe his luck.
"Monday, 8:00 sharp!"
Naturally, our hero hardly sleeps a wink all Sunday night and is outside the Durex factory waiting to get in at 6:30am.
Anyway, the production line starts up and the fella faithfully counts as 100 ribbed black mambo's,(lubricated with sensodol for extra comfort). He picks up the 101st, stretches it , holds it up to the light to check for holes then pulls it over his old man and calls the secretary over.
Over she comes, grabs hold of his manhood, and proceeds to rigorously masterbate him.
Rather startled and confused, the fella looks at the secretary who says.....
"Sorry, company policy.You've got to work a week in hand".
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A fella goes for a job in the Quality Assurance department at Durex .
The foreman takes him round the plant and shows him all the machinery and offers him the job.
"What will the role entail exactly?" asks the interviewee.
"Well", says the foreman, "you have to check 1 in a hundred", and proceds to remove one of the rubbers from the production line, stretches it, holds it up to the lights, then places it over his penis and calls the secretary over.
She proceeds to hitch her skirt up, pull her knickers down and bends over.
The foreman gives her a good rogering, after he's finished he removes the prophylactic, stretches it, holds it up to the light again to confirm no holes.
"Easy as that", he says.
"When do I start?" Asks the fella, unable to believe his luck.
"Monday, 8:00 sharp!"
Naturally, our hero hardly sleeps a wink all Sunday night and is outside the Durex factory waiting to get in at 6:30am.
Anyway, the production line starts up and the fella faithfully counts as 100 ribbed black mambo's,(lubricated with sensodol for extra comfort). He picks up the 101st, stretches it , holds it up to the light to check for holes then pulls it over his old man and calls the secretary over.
Over she comes, grabs hold of his manhood, and proceeds to rigorously masterbate him.
Rather startled and confused, the fella looks at the secretary who says.....
"Sorry, company policy.You've got to work a week in hand".
As they say in China "That joke is rubbery" Mind you, I kind of assumed the punchline would be that the job involved standing in for the secretary rather than the foreman.
Giles. Mogless in Paris.
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Still,,,not a bad start. Eh!!
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New Dog
Just bought a Jack Russell puppy. He's mainly brown & black with a small white area, so I've named him Bradford.
2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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New Dog
Just bought a Jack Russell puppy. He's mainly brown & black with a small white area, so I've named him Bradford.  thats to close to the bone PMSL
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Strange. I called mine Birmingham... But then, as a petrolhead, his nickname sort of fit...  The neighbours still think I'm potty when he gets out alone though...
Graham (G4FUJ)
Sold L44FOR 4/4 Giallo Fly
'09 Gen2 MINI Cooper ragtop
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It just rolls off the tongue "Birmingham" I like the petrol connection.
2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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I like the joke!!!!
Neil
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