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Tricky Dicky Member of the Inner Circle
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If this guy had been Chancellor instead of Nigela's old man we might still have some money left !http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=34305
2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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DEFINITIONS
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle
BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where women curl up and dye
CANNIBAL:Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead
COMMITTEE:A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better
RAISIN: Grape with sunburn
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time
SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed
WRINKLES: Something other people have, similar to my character lines
2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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Expect huge delays in every container terminal in the world while forklift drivers try to emulate this. Incredible skill 
Peter ![[Linked Image]](http://bradley.it/public_images/drive.jpg)
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Salty Sea Dog Member of the Inner Circle
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Ah yes - a shed. Can't get into mine - too much junk (gardening stuff) in it - plus something is nesting in a corner... Love the first definition above - spot on! 
Graham (G4FUJ)
Sold L44FOR 4/4 Giallo Fly
'09 Gen2 MINI Cooper ragtop
'90 LR 90 SW
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Posting Desperado Talk Morgan Guru
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Ive got mates who are the same when putting money back in their pockets on a night out, and thats after a few to many . Come to think of it they are the same when taking money out of their pockets .
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Part of the Furniture
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Despite the recent news, Tesco says that their beef burger sales remain stable.
Went to the fridge to check my burgers, aaaaannndddd they're off!!
If you think the Horse Burgers in Tesco are bad, wait until you see their Unicorn on the Cob.
I've found it tough lately working on the Tesco meat counter.... I feel like I'm flogging a dead horse.
Had a Tesco beef burger for lunch. It gave me the trots.
New Tesco burgers: Low in fat, high in Shergar.
Horse meat found in Tesco burgers! What are the odds on that?
Steve A11OGE Red 1989 4/4 4 seater
'A Morgan is for life, not just for Sundays'
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Despite the recent news, Tesco says that their beef burger sales remain stable.
Went to the fridge to check my burgers, aaaaannndddd they're off!!
If you think the Horse Burgers in Tesco are bad, wait until you see their Unicorn on the Cob.
I've found it tough lately working on the Tesco meat counter.... I feel like I'm flogging a dead horse.
Had a Tesco beef burger for lunch. It gave me the trots.
New Tesco burgers: Low in fat, high in Shergar.
Horse meat found in Tesco burgers! What are the odds on that?
My Lidl Pony? I must have upset somebody I found a burger on my pillow....
Richard
1976 4/4 4 Seater
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Just Getting Started
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Say yea or neigh to Tesco Burgers, but never (look) put a gift horse in the mouth!
Jeff
2009 Black & Tan +4
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Posting Desperado Talk Morgan Guru
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Come on gentlemen your jokes look like your mind is not in a stable condition.
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Went into a take away today and asked for a burger , the girl behind the counter said "what do you want on it" , I said "I will have a fiver each way".
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