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Jays Former Morgan owner. Gone but hopefully not forgotten!
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Took me a while to realise it was a joke 
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Ian 2011 Plus 4 Wild Mogs Reims 2019, Goodwood 2018, Isle of Man 2017, Carried on to Caramulo" 2016
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A Chinese chap got a job in a factory and was told he'd be working on supplies. On his first day his fellow workers didn't see him for hours until he jumped out from behind the packing cases, waving his arms and shouting "SUPPLIES".
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Who said it was a joke .  Took me a while to realise it was a joke
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A guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand .
He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.
A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.
The guy thinks for a moment and says,
"I want to live forever".
"Sorry",
said the genie ,
"I'm not allowed to grant
Eternal Life"
"OK, then, I want to die after a
Labour goverment balances the budget and eliminates the debt."
"You crafty little bastard, " said the genie...
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Oh Jack how very, very true!
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An Irish man went to confession in St Patrick's Catholic church "Father " he confessed. "it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month. "The priest told the sinner , " You are forgiven . Go out and say three hail Mary's". Soon thereafter, another Irish man entered the confessional ."Father, it has been two months since my last confession. "I've had sex with Fanny Green twice a week for the last two months". This time, the priest questioned , " Who is Fanny Green ?". "A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replied. "Very well,"sighed the priest. Go and say ten hail Mary's.;
At mass the next morning , as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon a tall , Voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman entered the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest. Her dress was green and very short, and she wore matching, shiny emerald-green shoes . The priest and the alter boy gasped as the woman in the green dress matching green shoes sat with her legs spread slightly apart, but just enough to realize she wasn't wearing any underwear. The priest turned to the alter boy and whispered, "Is that Fanny Green . The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears but managed to calmly reply .
"No Father, I think it's just a reflection from her shoes".
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