Click here to return to the home page.
Image of a road.
Who's Online Now
2 members (SteveMerch, Adam12), 290 guests, and 43 robots.
Key: Admin, Global Mod, Mod
Top Posters(30 Days)
+8Rich 63
Adam12 61
John V6 55
Newest Members
Chris Ontario, NickMog, YellowM, Dufty, Anted4
9,215 Registered Users
Newest Topics
For Sale 2015 M3W - £23,000
by MOG42 - 29/07/25 06:28 PM
AC Cobra Rep. Vs Plus 8
by Richardllll - 29/07/25 04:40 PM
Me Again
by Whizjet - 29/07/25 03:13 PM
Tyre dates on Yokohama tyres
by SteveMerch - 29/07/25 12:39 PM
Aero 8 Maintenance
by mph - 29/07/25 09:24 AM
Pur Sang Type 35
by BillHart - 28/07/25 06:49 PM
Tom Lehrer RIP
by Hamwich - 28/07/25 06:30 AM
Latest Photos
2015 M3W for sale
2015 M3W for sale
by MOG42, July 29
Motorworld München
Motorworld München
by Oskar, July 20
visit to Classic Remise Düsseldorf
my book
my book
by Oskar, July 20
More Pictures of the MHR Visit
More Pictures of the MHR Visit
by DaveK, July 19
Forum Statistics
Forums34
Topics48,362
Posts813,299
Members9,215
Most Online1,046
Aug 24th, 2023
Today's Birthdays
AndyR, AxelBorg, Herbert
Previous Thread
Next Thread
Print Thread
Page 42 of 336 1 2 40 41 42 43 44 335 336
Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 35,789
Likes: 471
+8Rich Offline OP
Tricky Dicky
Member of the Inner Circle
OP Offline
Tricky Dicky
Member of the Inner Circle
Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 35,789
Likes: 471
Originally Posted By sospan
Well...when we go out we share the driving. Not exactly on a “who’s turn tonight?” theme.
I drive to the pub and swmbo drives home.

So...does this mean we will have a series of less than pc jokes?


I think you just started one laugh2


2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev





Joined: Aug 2010
Posts: 5,231
Likes: 124
Charter Member
Offline
Charter Member
Joined: Aug 2010
Posts: 5,231
Likes: 124
Typical Aussie humor ! most will have seen it before but just in case--still brings a smile or Grimace


Plastic Chair


Paul
Costock, UK
2014 4/4 Rolls Royce Garnet Red
Disco 5
Teddy - 17h1 Irish Draught cross
Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 35,789
Likes: 471
+8Rich Offline OP
Tricky Dicky
Member of the Inner Circle
OP Offline
Tricky Dicky
Member of the Inner Circle
Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 35,789
Likes: 471
Ouch ....


2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev





Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 14,976
Likes: 1
Member of the Inner Circle
Offline
Member of the Inner Circle
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 14,976
Likes: 1
Ouch indeed.


Richard
1976 4/4 4 Seater
Joined: May 2010
Posts: 9,285
Likes: 69
S
Needs to Get Out More!
Offline
Needs to Get Out More!
S
Joined: May 2010
Posts: 9,285
Likes: 69
My mate is in hospital. He ate a daffodil bulb thinking it was an onion.
Doctor says he will be out in the Spring.


Plus Four MY23 Furka Rouge
Joined: May 2010
Posts: 9,285
Likes: 69
S
Needs to Get Out More!
Offline
Needs to Get Out More!
S
Joined: May 2010
Posts: 9,285
Likes: 69
He just updated me......
They found a piece of lettuce leaf hanging from his rear aperture ( euphamism used to protect the faint hearted).
They said it could be serious. Might be the tip of an iceberg.


Plus Four MY23 Furka Rouge
Joined: May 2010
Posts: 9,285
Likes: 69
S
Needs to Get Out More!
Offline
Needs to Get Out More!
S
Joined: May 2010
Posts: 9,285
Likes: 69
News flash.....
A major fight has broken out in a petrol station. Twenty people have been arrested in Total.
A police spokesman stated..
“All Shell has broken out “.

Last edited by sospan; 03/01/18 04:33 PM. Reason: Typo

Plus Four MY23 Furka Rouge
Joined: Apr 2014
Posts: 5,181
Likes: 2
Ray Offline
Charter Member
Offline
Charter Member
Joined: Apr 2014
Posts: 5,181
Likes: 2
Phill, you must have had a posh box of crackers for xmas. grin2


.+8 Now gone for a 1800 4/4. Duratec in bright yellow.
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 21,871
Likes: 168
Roadster Guru
Member of the Inner Circle
Offline
Roadster Guru
Member of the Inner Circle
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 21,871
Likes: 168
Originally Posted By Ray
Phill, you must have had a posh box of crackers for xmas. grin2


What flavour crisps do pilots prefer..........................


"Plane".

This was our best cracker joke. We actually laughed.


DaveW
'05 Red Roadster S1
'16 Yellow (Not the only) Narrow AR GDI Plus 4
Joined: Feb 2013
Posts: 425
Learner Plates Off!
Offline
Learner Plates Off!
Joined: Feb 2013
Posts: 425
Why is it that many F1 drivers have names linked to Scottish towns?

Stirling Moss
Eddie Irvine
Lewis Hamilton
Ayr Town Centre


John
2015 Plus 4 (GDI) Sport Green
Page 42 of 336 1 2 40 41 42 43 44 335 336

Moderated by  TalkMorgan 

Link Copied to Clipboard
Powered by UBB.threads™ PHP Forum Software 7.7.5