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A sailor goes to the surgery.
Doc, I think I have an infection. Probably Hermes.
Doc....do you mean herpes?
No, doc, I am a carrier.
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A man goes to hospital with an arm injury. He is sat in a room waiting for an x-ray.
Turns to the man on his rigt and the chap says
“Fair fa' yer honest sonsie face! Great chieftain o' the pudding race”
Turns to the chap on his left who says
"Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie. O, what a panic's in by thy beastie”
Worried he asks a nurse if he was in the psychiatric unit.
No, she says, this is the Burns unit.
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A steam train fanatic said his ideal way to die would be to be run over by a steam train.
Couple of weeks later it happened.
He was chuffed to bits.
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While I am on a roll........
Frank Sinatra brought out a delicacy of wildebeast pate.
He advertised it by singing...
Start spreading the gnus.....
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I warned you.......
A priest was called to perform an exorcism on a chicken coop.
He mahaged to rid it of a poultrygeist.
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Anyone watch Piers Morgan interviewing the Donald on the telly last night ?
It struck me that Trump'n'Morgan sounds like the German word for the morning after a large bowl of artichoke soup.
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I can imagine the created atmosphere..
I didn't see it but I heard one quote from it - P would you call yourself a feminist ? Donald I wouldn't go that far but I do love men and women !
Is it worth watching Giles ?
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A man goes to hospital with an arm injury. He is sat in a room waiting for an x-ray.
Turns to the man on his rigt and the chap says
“Fair fa' yer honest sonsie face! Great chieftain o' the pudding race”
Turns to the chap on his left who says
"Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie. O, what a panic's in by thy beastie”
Worried he asks a nurse if he was in the psychiatric unit.
No, she says, this is the Burns unit.
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Is it worth watching Giles ?
I wouldn't say so. It was just a game of gobshite tennis between two massive egomaniacs. The main agenda seemed to be Piers Morgan preening himself about how he and the Donald are such good mates (the Donald didn't seem so sure, and rather pleasingly called Morgan "Pierce") . "Pierce" certainly didn't put the President under any kind of scrutiny. He's far from being my favourite Morgan !!
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I can imagine the created atmosphere..
I didn't see it but I heard one quote from it - P would you call yourself a feminist ? Donald I wouldn't go that far but I do love men and women !
Is it worth watching Giles ? Only if you have a spare hour of life to waste.
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