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From todays Torygraph ...
A Norwegian flight with a broken toilet was forced to return to Oslo only 20 minutes into the journey - despite the plane being full of plumbers.
The service from the Norwegian capital bound for the German city of Munich - a two hour and 20 minute flight - was carrying 85 tradesmen from the country’s plumbing industry including 65 from one company, Rørkjøp.
But the army of plumbers was unable to fix the faulty loo.
“We would have liked to fix the restrooms, but unfortunately it had to be done from the outside and we did not take the opportunity to send a plumber [out] at 10,000 metres,” Rørkjøp ceo Frank Olsen told Norwegian newspaper Dagbladet.
Data from FlightRadar24.com shows the Boeing 737 aircraft departed Oslo at 8:28 local time, climbed to 33,000 feet, before turning around. The aircraft then flew north of Oslo and circled to burn fuel before landing an hour after departure.
2009 4/4 Henrietta
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I walked into a chemist and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman I was speaking with said she was the only Pharmacist and since she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees.
She asked if she could help me. I said that I really would have preferred to speak with a male Pharmacist. She assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss,
I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.
I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, "As a shy man, this is tough for me to discuss, but here goes. I get erections every day that last more than four hours. This condition causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?"
The Pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."
When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can do:
* 1/3 ownership in the store,
* a company SUV,
* a king size bed and
* £2,000 a month in living expenses." Brilliant P.M.S.L
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Wonder what Morgan would charge for one of these....? 
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2011 4/4 Bespoke, 1981 Delorean, Auburn Boat Tail
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Whats wrong with scan and edit?
DaveW
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Nice pic but Dollars in London? Unlikely since the Euro was a no lol....
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Nice pic but Dollars in London? Unlikely since the Euro was a no lol.... The UK doesn't have an exclusive franchise on places named London. Most likely from the Trek bicycle shop in London, Ontario CA, or London, Ohio US... etc. Very funny - you think they would provide the bogus invoice for free given how much bikes can cost.
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son of a friend went for a job as a mechanic with Citroen , UK ..... - they asked him to submit 2 CV's  James
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My grandmother was amazed at the skills of doctors nowadays. When she was a young woman she had to take all her clothes off for them to examine her, now all she has to do is to stick her tongue out. 
Dirk
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