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Wave & smile... It's a Morgan Member of the Inner Circle
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Someone said they would attack me with the neck of a guitar
Is that a fret? I guess you would have to de fend er yourself.......  James 
2008 XXVII Platform, Bugatti Blue Roadster 4 Seater
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Posting Desperado Talk Morgan Guru
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Old age is having a choice of two temptations and choosing the one that will get you home earlier . A man has reached old age when he is cautioned to slow down by his Doctor . Instead of the Police Don't worry about avoiding temptation as you grow older, it will avoid you. Old age is when you stop growing at both ends and and begin to grow in the middle . ps. This has nothing to do with Simon's birthday .  
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Scruffy Oik Member of the Inner Circle
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Man 1: I bought my wife a guitar for xmas
Man 2: A Fender?
Man 1: Yes it did, she wanted a handbag.
Tim H.
1986 4/4 VVTi Sport, 2002 LR Defender, 2022 Mini Cooper SE
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Scruffy Oik Member of the Inner Circle
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What do you call a guitarist with no girlfriend?
Homeless.
Tim H.
1986 4/4 VVTi Sport, 2002 LR Defender, 2022 Mini Cooper SE
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Scruffy Oik Member of the Inner Circle
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The fact that there is a Highway to Hell but only a Stairway to Heaven reveals a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.
Tim H.
1986 4/4 VVTi Sport, 2002 LR Defender, 2022 Mini Cooper SE
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Posting Desperado Talk Morgan Guru
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For the ladies. Madonna is 55, her boyfriend is 22. Tina Turner is 75. her boyfriend is 40. J,lo is 42. her boyfriend is 26. Mariah Carey is 44. her husband is 32. Still single ???? Dont worry Girls Your Boyfriend is not born yet.  Odd thing they pick younger men and we pick older cars . Now try and work that out.
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2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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Talk Morgan Sage
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Someone said they would attack me with the neck of a guitar If Falcon Heavy took a bag of sugar into space would that be Strato Caster?
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Best Regards
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Why MMC sometimes has problems with build quality 
Hannes
once: Green M3W; 2013
now: Red 4/4 Sport; 2011
and some practical cars for use in real life
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