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How long does it take to charge a battery hen and if they touch each other do they short?
and now there's a shortage should it be on my bucket list to get one delivered?


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I last had a KFC on an audit to a small shop on the outskirts of Sheffield. The owner insisted that I had a KFC lunch..........

That was maybe late 80's. He was bemoaning the fact that KFC wanted him to run the outlet in the soon to be opened Meadowhall shopping centre - a huge unknown.

I think on opening day he ran out half way through the day and I suspect he became a millionaire quite quickly.


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I don't think I can keep this up any longer, It's driving me quackers.


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Originally Posted By IvorMog
I don't think I can keep this up any longer, It's driving me quackers.


that's what happens when you give free range to the egg puns.

It has nearly cracked me up too;I think I'm a little shell shocked now.

It really is no yolk.

That's another one for the albumen then....... getcoat

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I've had a guts full of these puns - I'm stuffed.


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Most impressed.

4 pages of puns in just one day and some of them are real nuggets.

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DHL had a translation issue. Kind Find Chickens.


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Originally Posted By DaveW
I last had a KFC on an audit to a small shop on the outskirts of Sheffield. The owner insisted that I had a KFC lunch..........

That was maybe late 80's. He was bemoaning the fact that KFC wanted him to run the outlet in the soon to be opened Meadowhall shopping centre - a huge unknown.

I think on opening day he ran out half way through the day and I suspect he became a millionaire quite quickly.



It’s amazing that nobody had confidence in Meadowhall

I remember I was doing some work for the developer just as it opened and they told me that it had been designed so that it could be turned into a prison if it wasn’t successful


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Its like a day prison now......


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Just reading about the KFC delivery cock up

It’s a complete and utter cluck up

KFC swapped to DHL to cut costs despite them having little experience of fresh food, all being distributed out of a single depot in Rugby.

Apparently recent M6 closures meant thousands of pounds worth of chicken had to be disposed of

Interestingly all the on bone chicken sold in KFC’s is British farmed

A lot of the off the bone chicken that makes the burgers and fillet pieces is imported


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