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By hell  looked over my shoulder and laughed , thought I would get told off AGAIN . Think my eyes would water if I tried to peel that . Anyone for chips? 
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From a Danish Morgan friend.. 
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I've often thought that being a headline writer for the Sun has to be one of the best jobs in the world. In any case, they outdid themselves with their headline on an article over whether Max Moseley lied during his orgy libel case. "The liar, the swish and the whore probe". https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5697657/max-mosley-police-probe-orgy-trial-leaflet/
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I've often thought that being a headline writer for the Sun has to be one of the best jobs in the world.
There was a story many years ago of a patient at a mental hospital who sexually assaulted some women in a launderette and went on the run. 'Nut screws washers and bolts'.
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I've often thought that being a headline writer for the Sun has to be one of the best jobs in the world.
There was a story many years ago of a patient at a mental hospital who sexually assaulted some women in a launderette and went on the run. 'Nut screws washers and bolts'. Both very good.
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I think my favorite remains the Scottish edition of The Sun's headline for Celtic's 3-1 defeat by Inverness Caledonian Thistle in the Scottish Cup in 2000
"Super Caley go ballistic, Celtic are atrocious"
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I've often thought that being a headline writer for the Sun has to be one of the best jobs in the world.
There was a story many years ago of a patient at a mental hospital who sexually assaulted some women in a launderette and went on the run. 'Nut screws washers and bolts'. 
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I was standing at a bar at an over 60s do minding my own business .
A big fat ugly woman grabbed my ass and said " You are cute have you a phone phone number ?"
I said "yes have you a pen".
She said "yes I have a pen "
So I replied "you better get back in it before the farmer misses you ".
I went to the chemist and asked the woman "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please. "
She replied "Do you need a paper bag with that" .
I said " "no she is not that bad looking" .
I was talking to a young woman in the over 60s last night .
She came out with "If you lost a few pounds , had a shave and got your haircut, You would look all right."
I replied " If I did that , I'd be chatting to your friends over their instead of you."
I was telling a woman in the club about my ability to Guess what day a woman she was born just by feeling her breasts .
"Really" she said , Go on then.. try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to loose patience and said , " Come on, what day was I born ?"
I said "Yesterday."
I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today . The life guard shouted so loud I nearly fell in .
I went to our over 60s last night and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table .
I said , " Good legs."
She giggled and said , "Do you really think so ?"
I said, "Definitely! Most table would have collapsed by now ".
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You’ve been saving those up. Top marks. S I was standing at a bar at an over 60s do minding my own business .
A big fat ugly woman grabbed my ass and said " You are cute have you a phone phone number ?"
I said "yes have you a pen".
She said "yes I have a pen "
So I replied "you better get back in it before the farmer misses you ".
I went to the chemist and asked the woman "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please. "
She replied "Do you need a paper bag with that" .
I said " "no she is not that bad looking" .
I was talking to a young woman in the over 60s last night .
She came out with "If you lost a few pounds , had a shave and got your haircut, You would look all right."
I replied " If I did that , I'd be chatting to your friends over their instead of you."
I was telling a woman in the club about my ability to Guess what day a woman she was born just by feeling her breasts .
"Really" she said , Go on then.. try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to loose patience and said , " Come on, what day was I born ?"
I said "Yesterday."
I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today . The life guard shouted so loud I nearly fell in .
I went to our over 60s last night and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table .
I said , " Good legs."
She giggled and said , "Do you really think so ?"
I said, "Definitely! Most table would have collapsed by now ".
Steve A11OGE Red 1989 4/4 4 seater
'A Morgan is for life, not just for Sundays'
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