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Old MacDonald has been promoted on the farm.
Now CIEIO.
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In Portsmouth a woman was so fed up with things she decided to throw herself into the sea. She went to the jetty but was spotted by a sailor...
Please don’t do that...I will smuggle you onto my ship, feed you, look after you until we dock in America where you can start a new life.Just let me make love to you every night.
She thinks a while then agrees.
He takes her to a lifeboat and hides her there, bringing food and having mad passionate sex for three nights.
On day 4 she is discovered and brought before the Captain.
She explained that the sailor would help her if he could screw her every night.
Captain replied....” he certainly did screw you...this is the Isle of Wight ferry “
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A couple of gags from this year's Edinburgh fringe (courtesy of The Guardian)
Jez Watts: I don’t know why, but for some reason all the cheeses in the dairy aisle have been named after porn search categories: Vintage, Natural, Hard, Semi-hard, Mature, Blue Vein, Goat.
Angela Barnes: When I see Donald Trump I get the same thought in my head as I get after a particularly painful bikini wax. Bush wasn’t that bad.
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Giles. Mogless in Paris.
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A couple of gags from this year's Edinburgh fringe (courtesy of The Guardian)
Jez Watts: I don’t know why, but for some reason all the cheeses in the dairy aisle have been named after porn search categories: Vintage, Natural, Hard, Semi-hard, Mature, Blue Vein, Goat.
Angela Barnes: When I see Donald Trump I get the same thought in my head as I get after a particularly painful bikini wax. Bush wasn’t that bad.
Tim H.
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+1 
Everyone loves a Morgan. Even me, unless it's broken again.
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Good one Giles ..
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"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal , particularly in woman . Chief among these is the Mercedes- Benz SL 500."
Lynn Lavner
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"It isn't premaritial sex if you have no intention of getting married"
George Burns .
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" Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a hole relationship."
Sharon Stone.
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" Hockey is a sport for white men . Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed as white pimps."
Tiger Woods.
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