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What's the difference between a golfer and a mountaineer ?
The golfer goes "Whack..........dermot!!"
The mountaineer goes "dermot !!!!................whack" Since I live near a group of mountains were there are rescues or, in the worst case, recovery of bodies almost every week I have to say I find that disturbingly in bad taste. I am not normally upset by a bit of black humour but I would guess almost everyone in this town knew someone who has died in the mountains. In fact I was nearly witness to a Morgan owning friend having a serious incident but fortunately he managed to arrest his slide after a couple of metres and I was able to help him back up onto the trail. A big fright for both of us but no serious consequences.
Peter
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The Dermot expletive is spreading, like manure on a ploughed field. I played a couple of Dermots during this morning’s golf.  Haven’t played Army golf in ages though....... Left.....right......left......right. 
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• You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing • You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, "She's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising • You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Telemarketing • You see a guy at a party; you straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations • You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition • You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend. That's a Sales Rep • Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you. That's Tech Support • You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing, so you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" That's Facebook • You are at a party; this attractive older man walks up to you and grabs your ass. That's Donald Trump • You didn't mind it, but twenty years later your attorney decides you were offended and you are awarded a settlement. That's America !
Steve L.
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Very good apart from Trump being handsome.
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An Englishman (who voted for Brexit) has sent this link to our English friends (who weren't allowed to vote because they live for 20+ years in Belgium) video:youtube] https://youtu.be/mVy7faNKEtM[/video]
Dirk
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Giles. Mogless in Paris.
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2009 4/4 Henrietta 1999 Indigo Blue +8 2009 4/4 Sport Green prev 1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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.+8 Now gone for a 1800 4/4. Duratec in bright yellow.
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He has a squint in one eye 
2009 4/4 Henrietta 1999 Indigo Blue +8 2009 4/4 Sport Green prev 1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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