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My neighbour had his credit card stolen. He didn't report it because the thief was spending less than his wife. 
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I recently bought a dog from a local blacksmith
I only had him 3 hours before he made a bolt for the door!
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Yorkshire roadworks.... 
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Should that not be "when t'red light" ?? 
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I seem to remember that British Rail had a standard sign positioned at crossing gate signals which said 'Wait here while lights are red' or words to that effect. They had to change them in some parts of Britain, including Lincolnshire, where the word 'while' was interpreted as 'until'.
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Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude , the captain announced ;"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York . The weather ahead is good , so we should have an uneventful flight. So, sit back , relax and ... OH MY GOD!"
Silence followed----complete silence!-----
Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom.
" Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry if I scared you,While I was talking to you , a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap . You should see the front of my pants!".
From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled "
For the lovva Jaysus ,
you should see the back of mine!"
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Make sure your grammar and punctuation is correct or....
There’s a Maypole dancer!
Might become....
Theresa May, pole dancer!
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