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I am going to guess they had not paid their translators bill and they got their own back!


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Absolutely brilliant.
Can it really be true?
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Reminds me of Flawty Trousers hotel in Torquay.....


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Excellent very tongue in cheek, I think Alistair is probably on the money.
Thanks for posting laugh2.


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I support Alistairs hypothesis...
It is just too funny to be "innocent" mistakes, seems as though the mistakes are too funny to be true.

Still hilarious!


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Reminds me of this transcript:


Room Service:

"Morny. Ruin sorbees"

Guest:

"Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"

Room Service:

"Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"

Guest:

"Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"

Room Service:

"Ow July den?"

Guest:

"What??"

Room Service:

"Ow July den?...pry,boy, pooch?"

Guest:

"Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

Room Service:

"Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"

Guest:

"Crisp will be fine."

Room Service:

"Hokay. An San toes?"

Guest:

"What???"

Room Service:

"San toes. July San toes?"

Guest:

"Uhh... I don't think so"

Room Service:

"No? Judo one toes??"

Guest:

"I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means."

Room Service:

"Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"

Guest:

"Oh, English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine." Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

Room Service:

"We bother?"

Guest:

"No. Just put the bother on the side."

Room Service:

"Wad?"

Guest:

"I mean butter...just put it on the side."

Room Service:

"Copy?"

Guest:

"Sorry???"

Room Service:

"Copy...tea...mill?"

Guest:

"Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

Room Service:

"One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"

Guest:

"Whatever you say."

Room Service:

"Tendjewberrymud."

Guest:

"You're welcome."


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If you challenge Death to a pillow fight, you best be ready for the reaper cushions.

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Reminds me of an Italian story 🙈

https://youtu.be/Ou2vqAwNEW8


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Explorers Kate and Sydney Dumbfellow found a never before seen tribe of cannibals in the Amazon Rainforest. They found they were well organised and even have a communal eating area with a menu...
Breakfast. Shredded feet.
Lunch. Baked beings on toast.
Evening meal. Kate and Sidney pudding.

Nothing has been heard from Kate and Sydney since their original message.




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Why would it be terrible if Tiddles won the Ryder Cup?


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