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Thanks Ken. All is now as clear as mud.
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Come to Wales.....the do’s and dont’s are bilingual so that will help you understand.
Oops! You can’t cross the border!
Oh dear! What a shame! Never mind!
As the late Windsor Davies would say.
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Just barreling along Talk Morgan Guru
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Come to Wales.....the do’s and dont’s are bilingual so that will help you understand.
Oops! You can’t cross the border!
Oh dear! What a shame! Never mind!
As the late Windsor Davies would say. "there's lovely" 
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2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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Sent by a pal in Canada.... some of the best yet!
Can we uninstall 2020 and reinstall it again? I think it has a virus ...
The days of the week are now being called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday
But until further notice there are only 3 days in a week. Today, yesterday, and tomorrow.
2020 is a unique Leap Year. It has 29 days in February, 300 days in March and 5 years in April.
Just asked a 6 year old if he understands why there is no school. He said yes because they are out of toilet paper.
On the bright side, I am no longer calling this shelter-in-place. I am an artist-in-residence.
After years of wanting to thoroughly clean my house but lacking the time, this week I discovered that wasn’t the reason
If you thought toilet paper was crazy ... just wait until 300 million people all want a haircut appointment
Wearing a mask inside your home is now highly recommended. Not so much to prevent COVID-19 but to stop eating.
I swear my fridge just said: “What the hell do you want now?”
This cleaning with alcohol is total b.s. NOTHING gets done after that first bottle.
If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face.
I miss the days when we were terrified of Romaine lettuce. Aah, the good times…
Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands???
Kinda’ starting to understand why pets try to run out of the house when the door opens.
After 4 weeks at home the dog is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew the furniture.”
You think it’s bad now? In 20 years our country will be run by people home schooled by day drinkers…
My Mom always told me I wouldn’t accomplish anything by laying in the bed all day, but look at me now! I’m saving the world.
Whoever owes you money, go to their house now! They should be home.
Homeschooling Day #3: they all graduated. #Done
Peter,
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No longer driving Tarka, the 2014 Plus 8...
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PMSL, absolutely brilliant. Especially "You think it’s bad now? In 20 years our country will be run by people home schooled by day drinkers… "
JohnV6
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LOL - I loved the 'fridge one! 
Graham (G4FUJ)
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Learner Plates Off!
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PETER J... very funny, thanks for posting!
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A Morgan Identified Fastidious Owner...
2011 4/4 Bespoke, 1981 Delorean, Auburn Boat Tail
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The cat asked if I wanted it to leave the radio on while it went out ( yes I am not only talking to but also understanding the cat, lockdown madness)
I asked Alexa “what do women really want?”
Bloody thing hasn’t shut up for 2 hours
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