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My grandfather bought down 3 Messerschmitts and 2 Heinkels in the Battle of Britain ....
....... He was undoubtedly the worst mechanic in the Luftwaffe
Spike Milligan
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So this duck goes into a pub just after opening time and orders and pie and a pint.
The landlord says “We don’t get many ducks in here,are you local?”
The duck says “No,I’ve just started work on the building site over the road,new estate going in,should be here for a while”
So,the duck appears at the same time every day and orders a pie and a pint.
One hot summers afternoon,a man turns up wearing a top hat,tail coat and holding a bullwhip.
“Two pints of cold lager please-that’s thirsty work”
“What’s that then?”says the landlord
“We’ve just put up the Big top,the circus is in town for a week or two”
“Circus,you say?? I have a talking duck come in here every lunchtime”
“A talking duck?That’s unusual – here’s my card,get him to give me a call”
Next day,the duck comes in “Pie and a pint”
“Talking about you yesterday with the ringmaster of the circus,it’s in town for a while.He seemed to think he could some work yor way”
“A circus ?? Trapeze acts,clowns and lion tamers??”
“Yes”
“What the heck would a circus want with a plasterer?”
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Learner Plates Off!
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My Mrs went into town the day that DIY stores were allowed to open. She said that on the way she passed B&Q, I said what was the queue like she said "bright orange and about the same size as the B"
John
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I have this recurring dream that I'm a horse.
That's five nights on the trot.
1972 4/4 2 Seater
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Scruffy Oik Member of the Inner Circle
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I have this recurring dream that I'm a horse.
That's five nights on the trot. 
Tim H.
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One for the plane buffs ![[Linked Image]](https://www.tm-img.com/images/2020/06/12/FB_IMG_1591917713499.jpg) K
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L - Learner Plates On
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One for the plane buffs K Mama Mama Mia, Mama Mama Mia,
No Morgan yet...
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Nice one, beauty and the beast in reverse order..
2009 4/4 Sport Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Con Green +8 prev
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A Youtube link to a solid built gentleman who did impress me. https://youtu.be/-XoCvn4fnXw
Hannes
once: Green M3W; 2013
now: Red 4/4 Sport; 2011
and some practical cars for use in real life
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Nice find Hannes. Had a real good laugh at that one! I will chase up a few more 
Graham (G4FUJ)
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'11 MINI Countryman Cooper D All4
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