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Originally Posted by tmg513
A priest,an imam and a rabbit walk into the blood bank.

The rabbit says, "I might be a type O."


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At first I thought it was a joke but with the stuff around land of hope & glory I am not so sure
BBC ban the National anthem


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Originally Posted by John V6
At first I thought it was a joke but with the stuff around land of hope & glory I am not so sure
BBC ban the National anthem


It's the Suffolk Gazette, John. Spoof news site. Your instincts are quite correct.

Mind you, I always felt that Billy Connolly was dead right with regard to the dirge to the queer old dean.



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Yes I know but the fact is that could be real news sadly if some thinks land of hope & glory should be banned. I loved that BC sketch.
Any way the report on the tractor man by the suffolk gazette must surely be true.


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A couple of years ago Dafydd Iwan (a Welsh folk singer and activist) tried to get Delilah banned as he felt it encouraged acceptance of knife crime and domestic violence.
I wonder when Max Boyce stuff gets criticised? Especially the line about giving an English supporter a bottle “that once held bitter ale”. Even condoning of skipping work by abusing the NHS .....” we all had doctors papers” .
Just jesting......


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I saw Max Boyce live. He was crude, blue & very very funny.


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Bob Monkhouse was such a repository of fantastic jokes. Amongst my favourites is

"When I first said I wanted to be a comedian, everybody laughed. They're not laughing now."


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Originally Posted by pandy
Bob Monkhouse was such a repository of fantastic jokes. Amongst my favourites is

"When I first said I wanted to be a comedian, everybody laughed. They're not laughing now."


A proper gag. Used in the Joker film


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I will just leave this here in time for monday. Apparently it was actually run in several US newspapers today?

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