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That's magnificent

Can't believe that Yul didn't shoot him.

#2 would be wringing of hands....
#3 is wondering just how stupid the Trumpanzees are.

Q. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

A. Pumpkin π

clever

Tasty

On Saturday I went shopping in Aaaarrrrgos.
It was International Talk Like a Pirate Day after all.

Paddy was on his death bed and knew the end was near.
His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons are with him at his home in Belfast .
He asks for 2 independent witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes.

When all is ready he begins to speak:
"My son Seamus, I want you to take the houses in Cultra."
"My daughter Geraldine , you take the apartments over in Malone Road."
"My son Patrick Junior, I want you to take the offices in the City centre."
"Bridget, my dear wife, please take all the residential properties on the Upper Lisburn Road ."

The nurse and witnesses are blown away. They did not realize the extent of Paddy's wealth. As he slips away, the nurse says to his wife, "Mrs. O'Shaughnessy, my deepest condolences. Your husband must have been such a hard-working and wonderful man to have accumulated all this property"..

"Property?”, his wife replies. “The ****** had a window cleaning round."