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I'm selling my pet python on eBay.
Some bloke just rang up and asked "Is it big?"
I said "It's massive!"
He said "How many feet?"
I said "None, it's a snake!"
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Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he dan Hoe, Hoe , Hoe. 
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A Morgan Identified Fastidious Owner... 2011 4/4 Bespoke, 1981 Delorean, Auburn Boat Tail
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One for Madmax
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Don't know who it's from but it sums it all up.
T'was a week before Christmas, > And all through the town, > People wore masks, > That covered their frown. > The frown had begun > Way back in the Spring, > When a global pandemic > Changed everything. > They called it corona, > But unlike the beer, > It didn’t bring good times, > It didn’t bring cheer. > Airplanes were grounded, > Travel was banned. > Borders were closed > Across air, sea and land. > As the world entered lockdown > To flatten the curve, > The economy halted, > And folks lost their nerve. > From March to July > We rode the first wave, > People stayed home, > They tried to behave. > When summer emerged > The lockdown was lifted. > But away from caution, > Many folks drifted. > Now it’s December > And cases are spiking, > Wave two has arrived, > Much to our disliking. > It’s true that this year > Has had sadness a plenty, > We’ll never forget > The year 2020. > And just ‘round the corner - > The holiday season, > But why be merry? > Is there even one reason? > To decorate the house > And put up the tree, > Who will see it, > No one but me. > But outside my window > The rain gently falls, > And I think to myself, > Let’s deck the halls! > So, I gather the ribbon, > The garland and bows, > As I play those old carols, > My happiness grows. > Christmas is not cancelled > And neither is hope. > If we lean on each other, > I know we can cope ❤💚
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That is really good, thanks for sharing Dirk 
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I saw 4 blokes wearing Sheffield United shirts playing football in the street with a kitten, the poor thing was was trying to avoid them, miaowing and mewling. I was about to interject and stop it when the kitten went 1-0 up.
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Found this in another context and couldn't resist tweaking with the text  ![[Linked Image]](https://www.tm-img.com/images/2020/12/26/20201226_122807.jpg) K
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