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![[Linked Image]](https://www.tm-img.com/images/2021/01/21/540013A7-77B8-41C0-89AA-99D11560A020.jpg) OUCH!
2015 M3W, Morgan Aero Racing Stage 1, Garage 56 Stage 2, sport black, saddle tan, jeweled SS dash.
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![[Linked Image]](https://www.tm-img.com/images/2021/01/21/92B59FD7-6A45-43DE-B20D-264DEBD53112.jpg) There, got it out of my system. I feel better now.
2015 M3W, Morgan Aero Racing Stage 1, Garage 56 Stage 2, sport black, saddle tan, jeweled SS dash.
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Best Regards Lang may yer lum reek
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Pinched from another forum: Director: "You've been cast as a husband who's been married for 30 years."
Actor: "Oh that's a shame, I was hoping for a speaking part."
Graham (G4FUJ)
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Thank you Sportster that’s made my day laughing at that one....
Graham, nice one😎
2009 4/4 Henrietta 1999 Indigo Blue +8 2009 4/4 Sport Green prev 1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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Me too. What will all the comedians do with no Donald
JohnV6 2022 CX Plus Four 2025 MG ZS EV aka Trigger
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Just barreling along Talk Morgan Guru
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Me too. What will all the comedians do with no Donald They'll have to be more inventive to get "fart" into the punchline now 
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Formerly known as Aldermog Member of the Inner Circle
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This LINK takes you to a virtual periodic table of jokes...
Peter, 66, 2016 Porsche Boxster S No longer driving Tarka, the 2014 Plus 8...
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Peter that is a very fishy website. It has no sole.
JohnV6 2022 CX Plus Four 2025 MG ZS EV aka Trigger
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Formerly known as Aldermog Member of the Inner Circle
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A Morgan mechanic was removing the cylinder head from the engine of a +4 when he spotted a well-known cardiac surgeon in the garage.
The cardiac surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage,
"Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?" The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new.
So how is it that I make £30,000 a year and you make £300,000, when you and I are doing basically the same work? The cardiac surgeon paused, leaned over and whispered to the mechanic:......"Try doing it with the engine running."
Peter, 66, 2016 Porsche Boxster S No longer driving Tarka, the 2014 Plus 8...
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