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Yes I have Peter they have quite a range of jokes on them.

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms but kept the same tag-line:
Sainsbury Condoms - Making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - Every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk
KFC Condoms - Finger licking good
Minstrels Condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load
Abbey National Condoms - Because life is complicated enough
Coca Cola Condoms - The real thing
Ever Ready Condoms - Keep going and going
Pringles Condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop
Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear Condoms - For a longer ride go wide
Muller Light condoms - So much pleasure, but where's the pain?
Halfords Condoms - We go the extra mile
Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you
Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault Condoms - Size really does matter!
Ronseal Condoms - Does exactly what it says on the tin
Domestos Condoms - Gets right under the rim!!!
Heineken Condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsberg Condoms - Probably the best condom in the world
AA Condoms - The 4th emergency service
Pepperami Condoms - It’s a bit of a animal
Polo Condoms - The condom with the hole
McDonalds Condoms - I’m lovin' it
Morgan condoms - they all do that sir
Can you think of any more???? 🤣🤣🤣

Apple condoms - Think different
Wendy's condoms - Where's the beef
Canon condoms - If anyone can
Disneyland condoms - Happiest place on earth
Gatorade condoms - Is it in you
Skittles condoms - Taste the difference

I am starting up a vampire killing business. I am putting in 51% of the equity.
I guess that makes me the main stake holder.

A broken mirror causes 7 years bad luck.
A broken condom?

A lifetime of financial drain?

A boy and a girl had sex for the first time.
Afterwards the girl said to the boy: "If the result of tonight will be a boy, how are we going to call him then?"
While tying a knot in his condom the boy replied: "If he can get out of this, we'll call him McGyver!"

Hyman Edelstein, a ventriloquist, is touring the clubs and, one night, he's doing a show in a small town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting,
"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general...pathetically all in the name of humor!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this! I'm talking to that little sh.t on your lap!"

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