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I went to give a sperm sample yesterday, and the nurse asked me if I wanted to masturbate in the cup.
I told her that although I was very flattered, I didn't think I was ready for competitions just yet.
Tim H.
1986 4/4 VVTi Sport, 2002 LR Defender, 2022 Mini Cooper SE
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Has a lot to Say!
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Has a lot to Say!
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Gordon Duguid
2014 Duratec engine plus 4, Montreal blue.
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Tricky Dicky Member of the Inner Circle
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Tricky Dicky Member of the Inner Circle
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2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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Salty Sea Dog Member of the Inner Circle
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Graham (G4FUJ)
Sold L44FOR 4/4 Giallo Fly
'09 Gen2 MINI Cooper ragtop
'90 LR 90 SW
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JohnV6
2022 CX Plus Four
2025 MG ZS EV aka Trigger
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Talk Morgan Guru
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I went to give a sperm sample yesterday, and the nurse asked me if I wanted to masturbate in the cup.
I told her that although I was very flattered, I didn't think I was ready for competitions just yet. 
A Morgan Identified Fastidious Owner...
2011 4/4 Bespoke, 1981 Delorean, Auburn Boat Tail
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Talk Morgan Guru
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Classic.....
A Morgan Identified Fastidious Owner...
2011 4/4 Bespoke, 1981 Delorean, Auburn Boat Tail
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Whenever I go on a cruise , I take some Viagra with me in case of rough weather. Doesn't help with seasickness but stops you rolling out of bed and when really rough gives the wife something to hold onto.
.+8 Now gone for a 1800 4/4. Duratec in bright yellow.
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THE AUSTRALIAN SAFARI PARK, courtesy of Billy Connolly.
They've got a safari park in Brisbane. There's a big sign outside : 'ENGLISHMEN ON BICYCLES ADMITTED FREE'
There's lions and tigers an' everythin'. And there's an Australian guy driving through in his car with his wee boy beside him.
'Oh,look, a lion !'
'Oh aye'
'Ooh, look, there's another one!'
'Oh,aye, yeah, very good.'
And there's two lions over here, and one's licking the other one's bum.
So, the boy says, 'What's that lion doin', Daddy?'
He says, 'Oh, he's just eaten an Englishman and it's tryin' to get the taste out of it's mouth'
2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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I loved his one about the dead wife & parking his bike
JohnV6
2022 CX Plus Four
2025 MG ZS EV aka Trigger
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