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I love the Corona Christmas CD!!
Peter,
66, 2016 Porsche Boxster S
No longer driving Tarka, the 2014 Plus 8...
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Anyone got the lovespuds to try this one  ![[Linked Image]](https://www.tm-img.com/images/2021/12/22/lego.jpg)
Everyone loves a Morgan. Even me, unless it's broken again.
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The Mexican maid asked for a pay raise.
The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked, “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?
”Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first is that I iron better than you.
”Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”
Maria: “Jor huzban he say so.”
Wife: “Oh yeah?”
Maria: “The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.”
Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”
Maria: “Jor huzban he say so.”
Wife increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he?”
Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you
in the bed.”
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, “And did my husband say that as well?”
Maria: “No Señora… the gardener did.”
Wife: “So how much do you want?”
Plus Four MY23 Furka Rouge
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Peter,
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I suspect TM’s gardeners are about to become redundant, especially if their name is Mellors.
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We'll be keeping Mary on to do a bit in the garden
2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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Talk Morgan Sage
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Talk Morgan Sage
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If this had Internal Combustion, it would be dangerous! ![[Linked Image]](https://www.tm-img.com/images/2021/12/24/BP-Meter.jpg)
Best Regards
Lang may yer lum reek
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Bob, an ICE version would be cool. 
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Learner Plates Off!
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Learner Plates Off!
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Assuming that it's a pull starter, that would be counter productive with regards to managing ones blood pressure. 😉
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Santa had his usual busy Christmas day so, on Boxing Day he went to play golf. When teeing off his ball hit a bird.
It was a partridge on a Par3.
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