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Originally Posted by mph
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I’m a retired marine engineer too. I won’t touch gas pipes and their connections but anything to do with water and oil I will definitely do, also all small conductor electricity jobs if I have the time, but I don’t possess the tools for the larger stuff.

I once had a BG “boiler engineer” tell me my boiler had to be repositioned due to the proximity of a window to the flue. I checked the regs and he was wrong, I’m convinced that BG fitters were incentivised to find (create) work at one time.


Another retired Marine Engineer here, we seem well represented on the forum.

I wonder what your BG engineer would make of a ships boiler.

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Originally Posted by Alan Patterson
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[quote=IMHO]I wonder what your BG engineer would make of a ships boiler.


They would be trying to work out if they could get a hive heating controller onto it in order to hit their bonus smile

So that's where the BG engineers were! I wish they would come and fit my Smart Meter. On the third (or maybe fourth) attempt yesterday we came the closest yet to actually having it fitted, only to be thwarted yet again when BG cancelled at the last minute. swear

That's because it isn't a directly employed BG engineer, another case of penny pinching and subbing out to the lowest bidder, I've witnessed some very poor workmanship on meter swops, even a house fire (mainly leccy) so have a look before he closes the cupboard and bu66ers off


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Originally Posted by Alistair
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[quote=IMHO]I wonder what your BG engineer would make of a ships boiler.


They would be trying to work out if they could get a hive heating controller onto it in order to hit their bonus smile


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I had the pleasure of sailing on steam and diesel ships, I think I recall that the “affectionate” names for either engineers were “Steam Queens” and “Spanner Wa*kers”. I have no doubt that my previous life (and fondness) of fixing stuff in tricky circumstances led me to Morgan ownership. Mind you to keep my hand in at acrobatic tinkering I have my own boat, there’s nothing quite so satisfying as hanging upside down in a tight space holding the wrong sized spanner.


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Originally Posted by IMHO


I had the pleasure of sailing on steam and diesel ships, I think I recall that the “affectionate” names for either engineers were “Steam Queens” and “Spanner Wa*kers”. I have no doubt that my previous life (and fondness) of fixing stuff in tricky circumstances led me to Morgan ownership. Mind you to keep my hand in at acrobatic tinkering I have my own boat, there’s nothing quite so satisfying as hanging upside down in a tight space holding the wrong sized spanner.


I did one trip on a steam ship (supertanker) the rest on diesel. I found the steam experience rather boring.

I had the pleasure of working on two much older vessels which required "real" engineering to keep going.

Scraping a white-metal bottom end bearing on a marine diesel is not for the faint hearted.

Some interesting concepts too - a double acting diesel with rings top and bottom of the piston, oh and twin main engines located midships.

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