Thanks for that, very enjoyable. It's worth watching right to the end for the rant about the navy frying eggs ... hilarious.
I'm a big fan of Rhod Gilbert, his story about his experience at Dublin airport is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I've just watched it for the umpteenth time and I still had tears rolling down my face...
A couple, attending an art exhibition, at the National Gallery, were staring at a portrait that had them totally confused.
The painting depicted three black men totally naked, sitting on a park bench. Two of the men had black penises, but the one seated in the middle had a pink penis.
The gallery curator realised the confused couple were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment.
He went on and on for nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African- Americans in a predominantly white, patriarchal society. “In fact,” he pointed out, “some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression expressed by gay men in contemporary society.”
After the curator left, an Irishman approached the couple and said, “Would you like to know what the painting is really about?” “Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the Gallery, asked the couple.
“Because I’m the guy who painted it,” he replied.
“In fact, there is no African-American representation at all. They’re just three Irish coal miners.
The guy in the middle went home for lunch…
(The fabulous Dave Allen at his best)
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A couple, attending an art exhibition, at the National Gallery, were staring at a portrait that had them totally confused.
The painting depicted three black men totally naked, sitting on a park bench. Two of the men had black penises, but the one seated in the middle had a pink penis.
The gallery curator realised the confused couple were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment.
He went on and on for nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African- Americans in a predominantly white, patriarchal society. “In fact,” he pointed out, “some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression expressed by gay men in contemporary society.”
After the curator left, an Irishman approached the couple and said, “Would you like to know what the painting is really about?” “Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the Gallery, asked the couple.
“Because I’m the guy who painted it,” he replied.
“In fact, there is no African-American representation at all. They’re just three Irish coal miners.
The guy in the middle went home for lunch…
(Dave Allen at his best)
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Try this clip of Rhod Gilbert at the London Palladium. It includes a short bit about mutations. An oldie but a Goldie.
I'm a big fan of Rhod Gilbert, his story about his experience at Dublin airport is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I've just watched it for the umpteenth time and I still had tears rolling down my face...
Both are very funny....
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