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Hard to believe these boys gave their last ever appearance at IOM this year, not to everyone's taste but very talented and funny as. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoNY8-riN_Y

Very sad. They made me laugh and marvel

Don't leave the little one inside!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


I believe that this warning is specifically intended for some voters across the great ocean.

When I see some of the reports, I am afraid that they do not see 3-4 year old children either.

A man and a woman, who have never met before, find
themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing
a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly - he in
the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the
woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but
would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me
a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's
pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.
"Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.

^^^

Thanks for that Sportster, cracking

One to pass on to the teenage grandchildren.

The doggies held a meeting,
They came from near and far,
Some came by motorcycle,
Some by motorcar.
Each doggy passed the entrance,
Each doggy signed the book,
Then each unshipped his ahole
And hung it on the hook.

One dog was not invited,
It sorely raised his ire,
He ran into the meeting hall
And loudly bellowed, "Fire."
It threw them in confusion
And without a second look,
Each grabbed another's ahole,
From off another hook.
And that's the reason why, sir,
When walking down the street,
And that's the reason why, sir,
When doggies chance to meet,
And that's the reason why, sir,
On land or sea or foam,
He will sniff another's ahole
To see if it's his own.