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Where does the Boombox go? Do you need to see a dentist for Bluetooth?
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I think it is a twist not a press on these models. Or both?
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I saw this on LinkedIn. Made me laugh having watched Taser training in the past.
WARNING FOR ALL MALES
I was looking for a little something different for my wife Dana. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer.
The effects of the Taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse effect on assailant.
I bought the device and loaded two AAA batteries in the thing and pushed the button. Nothing!
I sat in my recliner, my cat Leo looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target.
I must admit I thought about zapping Leo and then thought better of it. He is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised.
So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a singlet with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and Taser in another.
The directions said that: a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; and a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.
I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and...
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. WHAT THE... !!! I AM CERTAIN I JUST MET JESUS!!!
I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the foetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs! The cat was making meowing sounds in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.
I learned there is NO such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor!
A three second burst would be considered conservative!
A minute or so later I collected my wits, sat up and surveyed the landscape.
· My bent reading glasses were on the top of the TV. · The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was. · My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. · My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. · I had no control over the drooling. · Apparently I had crapped in my shorts, but was too numb to know for sure, and my sense of smell was gone. · I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head, which I believe came from my hair. I'm still looking for my testicles and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!
PS: My wife can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift and now regularly threatens me with it!
(Just as well they are not legal in the UK eh?)
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I've read it before and every time it makes me laugh to the point that my eyes water. I can imagine some of the americans I've known doing something like that, because they can't resist checking things for themselves and don't really believe that the instructions.
In the UK Police Tasers fire darts connected by wires to the gun part, so the Officer doesn't have to get too close....
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I've read it before and every time it makes me laugh to the point that my eyes water. I can imagine some of the americans I've known doing something like that, because they can't resist checking things for themselves and don't really believe that the instructions.
In the UK Police Tasers fire darts connected by wires to the gun part, so the Officer doesn't have to get too close.... The dart cartridge can be removed and the 2 prongs used direct.
Keith 2013 narrow bodied + 4 Ruby.
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