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Scones are proper fast food.
It's on the plate then its scone.
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Scones are proper fast food.
It's on the plate then its scone. Which is a pun that only works if you pronounce scone correctly. I always take the view that a pronunciation that conflicts with spelling must be correct, otherwise why does it exist?
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Well of course for a Westcountry person no Cream Tea is complete without the Tiddy Oggie as the preamble, so here you have your full deal labelled Cornish but as I always say if you don't like it turn it upside down... ![[Linked Image]](https://tm-img.com/images/2026/07/07/tiddy.jpg)
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Five years ago today, my best mate Dave burst out of the room in tears shouting, “It’s a boy!”
We never went back to Thailand.
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Another Dad joke
I met a bloke who identifies as a supermarket. I asked how long he’d felt that way. He said, “Ever since I was Lidl.”
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John are you related to Tony Blackburn 
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It takes four blondes to make choc chip cookies - one to make the mixture and three to peel the Smarties
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John are you related to Tony Blackburn No but I get these awful Dad jokes off an MG EV forum. Trust me they are the best ones. Here are some others It’s our annual general meeting at the Constipation Club tonight. Sadly, I can’t go. Couldn't you have worked something out? What's ET short for? It's because he's only got little legs. Does anyone know if it’s possible to have a skin graft taken from a buttock to donate to someone who isn’t a relative? Arse skin for a friend.
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John are you related to Tony Blackburn No ... Me neither, but I have met him. He called in after filming in the Marconi museum next door. It was a bit of a surprise (as you can see from my face). ![[Linked Image]](https://tm-img.com/images/2026/07/21/Tony-and-Me.md.jpg)
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