I had to look Peyronies disease up never heard of it but we have a shop in the village called Peyronies . That is not the way its spelt it belonged to an Italian who made cracking ice cream used to haunt it as a teenager when it was a coffee bar .
My right hand little finger was twisted over I went to the doctors and he gave me the old crap is it hurting if not leave it . I thought b*lls to you went to another and was sent to hospital the surgeon said if I had left it it would have been amputated . Now I dont give that doctor the time of day . I have lumps in my palm but its not causing my fingers to bend Newcastle hospital has started injecting into it . My mates said its from my Scotttish roots caused by gripping my wallet to tight .
I have Scottish roots as well and my mate hit me with this jokes a while ago "Why is the 50 pence piece shaped as it is? So you can use a spanner to get it out of a Scotsman's hand "
