No pockets in a kilt , the Jocks are not daft. I have a photo in my family tartan you need a body guard to keep the women off . They are not shy in asking what is worn underneath. Yet if I asked, " got any knickers on love " I would end up in a cell.
I did hear about a Jock who dropped a penny he bent down to pick it up and it hit him on the head .
Not from Yorkshire my family come from the Highlands far tighter than Yorkshire men.
Ah so your the one who invented copper wire by fighting over a penny!!