You forgot to include Grey John, it's a mix of four colours...

It should read: Relex Greenish-blue-grey-purple.
And you're not a tart?
...and this from the guy who has just sold his new Porker, ordered in full-hairdresser spec (in blue {matches his eyes

} convertible with loud exhausts; not forgetting the wide wings to give the faux-Turbo look

).
What happened Simon, too many wolf whistles on the way to work with the hood down?