Here's a joke for the footy fans amongst us.
Five Premiership managers go into a bar......
Mourinho, Martinez, Wenger, Rogers and Moyes go to the pub.
Mourinho gets in the first round - pints of SuperBock all round. Martinez is next up to the bar and returns with a tray full of San Miguel. Then Wenger goes up and buys them a glass of french champagne each. When they've polished those off Brendan Rogers goes to the bar and orders four glasses of Bushmills. As he puts them on the table he turns to Moyes and says "Sorry David, but this is the fourth round, and you're not in it".
Manchester United used to be the goliath of English football and then came David....
