On the subject of Scots . I had a female rep who was sex mad had to ask her to stop it one day she was having a right old conversation with a local about the subject . One of the firms had a large do and a chap from Scotland was there in full gear . She asked about whats under the kilt and the lads said its OK Jock has Y fronts on ( a set up ) . So she put her hand up and gave one hell of a scream everyone just burst out laughing .

Yes we always had Scottish Diesel Mech's and for some reason they were always pretty thirsty.....
You must have been working in the desert! How do you know when a Scotsman is sunburnt? Turns from blue to white.