This should make the non PC lot smile . I have my mothers dark sence of humour and in 1991 my wife was expecting our first child . I can take a joke like the rest of us . But they did go on and on . I went to my parents and dad would start , " your sex life is at an end lad " the same from my brother . Then my f/in/law " no sex for you anymore lad " and from my b/in /laws .
Off to the pub for a night out with my mates to be pulled apart with the same . It was getting out of hand and it was time to strike back . I went to see my doctor told him the problem and that I needed a perscription , he has a sence of humour and wrote one out.
Next time Dad or F/in/law and my mates started I was ready for them . I let them get it off their chest then said " I have been to the doctors about what you say and he gave me this perscription " I would thrust it in their hand .It read Sex to be had several times a day " . It shut them up straight away .
The Doctor was not a PC chap and liked a laugh .
Last edited by Jack The Lad; 08/09/14 02:12 PM.
