My wife always gives good advice:
I would not go for that cherry red, she said, as long as you would not wear a handbag and shoes in the same color. (Ouch!)
And you can forget that mussolini red either (she meant ferrari red): you have no moustache, you are 52 and the width of your waist is a little too big for that color.
And that rolls royce garnet red does not fit your grey hair. You should consider something more classic, she said.
What do you mean with: more classic - something of oak with handles?