A husband went to the police station to report his missing wife:
Husband : I've lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.
Sergeant : What is her height ?
Husband : Oh, 5 something. . . .
Sergeant : Build?
Husband : Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant : Color of eyes?
Husband : Never noticed.
Sergeant : Color of hair?
Husband : Changes according to season.
Sergeant : What was she wearing?
Husband : Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don't remember exactly.
Sergeant : Did she go in a car?
Husband : yes.
Sergeant : What kind of car was it?
Husband : 1987 Morgan +8 with a modified 4.2 litre V8 engine with direct injection generating 460 HP and with every available extra and refinement , British racing green mirror finish paint without a scratch anywhere, chrome wire wheels, full calf leather upholstery, 6-speed manual transmission, ..... at this point the husband started crying.....
Sergeant : Don't worry sir.....We'll find your car.
