Firstly, apologies to all - I didn't realise QUITE how much pent-up passion I was going to release with the "naked or dressed" comment.....
I did think of going for the stick-on numberplate on the front wing, but I'm concerned about its (lack of?) legality, in spite of it being a common practice. That's not a problem per se, but if I end up feeling the grasp of HM Constabulary upon my collar, I don't want to give them even more reasons to go over the car with a fine-tooth comb