Greetings, Trikers all. My first post:

I have always been a pretty laid back sort of driver: never in much of a hurry, tootling along at a steady 45 mph. You know, the sort who is always at the head of a tailback.

I’ve just bought a M3W 5-speeder.

I’ve now been transMOGrified it seems. My right foot has an uncontrollable urge to sink towards the floor, a cacophonous roar of what sounds like wind and machinery swamps my aural senses and I am overwhelmed by an irrepressible, youthful glee.

Should I seek medical advice?