Yeah Ok, I got a knife/corkscrew/bottle opener combined in the car, plus a screwdriver to open the glove box when keys are in the ignition

I use debit cards not credit so I got those too.
Camera to record happy holiday

Condoms come in handy for sealing up tube ends, all sorts of uses.

The children - maybe I can sell them? Madonna silly woman has gone off to Africa to buy one, much cheaper to come round my house and greener too as well as supporting the British economy, without children I could have a 2 seat Aero8 as well

Madonna ! MADONNA where are you!