I have this mental picture of him stepping out of a wardrobe in the bedroom . Well it will be out of the wardrobe into the garage ( if he buys a mog ).
A lady my age who I had known since a boy , told me a few years ago of her courting days . She had her own house but her dad was a strict chap , she was courting a very big lad and in the bedroom. She heard a banging on her front door thought it was her dad jambed her boyfriend in her cupboard told him to be silent then locked it . Grabbed her clothes and ran down stairs , it was her boyfriends mate . Told me he was a good talker invited him in to the kitchen gave him a coffee and sat talking . Forgot about her boyfriend locked in her cupboard as his mate was a far nicer lad . After a long while he left she had never told him about his mate being upstairs as she forgot about him . It clicked after a while and she went to let him out he had cramp and was sweating like a pig
. She married him but it did not last . Was a great friend by could she take a joke and give one. Had I gone out with her she could have locked me in the garage for weeks I would have been very happy.
Howard........what can I say? You've come out of the closet at long last....you really are a true Morganista after all!
