Camping out in the fields eating roast spuds and anything you had stolen from the allotments . Then ending up with a bad stomach . Now when I think of it the amount of work the gardeners put in no wonder they hated us pea pods and strawberries in at the same time playing football in the streets or knocking on doors with a roll of cotton from over the road . One lad was stealing turnips and the farmer shot him in the bum his rifle was loaded with rice . He said it stung like hell along with trying to get a snog off the girls I SAID TRYING . Then telling your mates lies. My old made who past away told me he was going out with a girl and her father was a right old grump so they hid in the outside coal house for a snog and he still caught them .
Here's one that will make you chuckle about 1967 I was with my mates all in dads van . Went to a pub outside a caravan park , after they had a few they went into the caravan park I left the van near the pub.
With those lot it was not long before they had got the smell of young girls up there nostrils and home in .
Three girls in a big caravan and us outside, the window was high up all my mates where tall and stood chatting them up . I could not reach so could not get a word in . Kept asking for a hand and was told "no way" . Would they hell help me to busy chatting away . Then we heard a shout in a loud hard voice it was their dad running over to us with his large alsatian .
Zoom we off running between the caravans like hell . They all had long legs and started to leave me behind . I could feel the dogs breath on my neck then all of a sudden the three of them fell down , woosh I flashed past them and ran to the van . Opened it jumped in and lay down in the back , after a good while bang bang bang the three Amigos shouting lets us in you ?")+FM^(#% . I was
. They told me as they ran between the caravans had not seen a washing line from van to van and ran into it all three ending on the ground . Got one hell of a ear bashing off the bloke . I ran under the line . Could not stop laughing at the lanky idiots the rest of the nights . Oddly we stopped using that park to look for girls
