Today I was supposed to be collecting a "new to me" 911. After much time waiting for the cash to clear, paperwork and new tyres to be fitted, the big time arrives. A very worried looking salesman approached me only to inform me that some rich kid in a Range Rover had just reversed into the side of it.
So I am now driving a new 718 Cayman R until it's fixed. Nice car but definitely not for me.