When working in Cardiff our factory had a large area of grey low roof. A mecca for the shitehawks. Measures were in place to deter them but not easy. We
one day on leaving. In the carpark was one car almost completely splattered yet those next to it untouched as if precision s******g had taken place!
On a cruise a few yars back we were calling in to a place on Spitzbergen, landing at a research base for Arctic areas. There were a huge number of terns nesting on the ground. They defended their territory with a vengeance. The strong fishy smell of their "bombs" was not pleasant. One chap was even pecked on the head.
