With all of the PC nonsense around these days,
I just had to post these Little Gems from the May issue of our Local Parish Magazine, to make you smile?. The power of punctuation.
1. Don't let worry Kill you - let the Church help!
2. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
3. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
4. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the Church. Children will be baptised at both ends.
5. Tuesday at 4.00pm there will be an ice cream social. All ladied giving milk will please come early.
6. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?". Come early and listen to our Choir Practise.
