Now that you've acknowledged the Aero exists Gerwyn (and even started being nice about them!) we'll have you in one before you realise. As for the hat, we can't compromise our standards in that way old boy!
Brian, 1. As for being nice about Aeros. A fleeting moment of weakness- no more
2. Re The hat- I agree absolutely- one should expect no less. One finds another major problem is keeping the oil off one's spats on the chauffeur's day off?