BBC TV's annual dose of testosterone fuelled argumentative Lord Sugar wannabe's is well under way as I write, and every year I groan when it comes on but it's like watching car crash TV. I'm hooked..yet again..!

Is it just me..? I've bumped into Lord S in a previous life, and he's an odd character. Part quietly charming, part arse I think, but it's the behaviour of all those the series attracts that I find fascinating.

For instance why, when the morning phone call comes in, does it only give them 20 minutes to get ready when clearly it takes them a darn sight longer to slap up and get the power dressing going..? And when do they have breakfast..? I need to know..

What's with all the raging arguing on the ladies team this time..? And how can some of them put on such terrible performances and still get through..?

In this new world of enlightenment, why is the secretary outside the boardroom always a woman too..? I need to know that, as well..

For an hours 'blobbing' TV, it's great..! I wouldn't pay any of them in washers, though.


Steve