A bunch of themed jokes involving bees....nicked from pistonheads. Not strictly craker jokes but some crackers in there.
• What’s the best part of a bee?
Its knees.
• Where did Noah keep his bees?
In archives.
• What kind of bee hums and drops things?
A fumble bee.
• What did one bee say to the other?
None of your buzzness.
• Where do bees go on holiday?
Stingapore.
• Why did the bee start quoting poetry?
He was waxing lyrical.
• What bee is good for your health?
Vitamin bee.
• Why did the bee go on strike?
He wanted more honey and shorter working flowers.
• What’s a bee’s favourite novel?
The Great Gats-bee.
• What kind of bee can’t be understood?
A mumble bee.
• How do bees get to school?
By school buzz.
• Why do bees have sticky hair?
They use honey combs.
• Where do bees go to the bathroom?
At the BP station.
• What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobees.
• How do you know that bees are happy?
Because they hum while they work.
One more from me....
What do bees watch on tv?
Bee bee see
Last edited by sospan; 28/12/17 07:51 PM.
