Whoa hang on guys
I personally think you're all jumping to conclusions and generalising enourmously.
If you re-read the letter and take a little longer to ponder, whilst it certainly
looks like a scam I can see signs of something else. Sometimes you just need to look closer at the detail.
What
you must do sorry, your friend must do, is work on the fact that she has put
two kisses at the bottom. I would quickly email her back, telling her she should dump the Septic, and send her the money pronto.
Personally I would also tell her, in as nice an American accent as you can muster (she obviously likes the accent) "Babe, there's more where
that came from" (NB if you can simultaneously thrust your groin forward at the precise moment of uttering "that" whilst pulling your arms back it tends to sound a bit more sincere).
This way, I'm pretty sure
you sorry, your friend, can get
jiggy with the lovely lady.
Good luck, to 'your friend'
