Alistair the word in red brings a smile to my face . As swmbo Jnr was 4 y/old I had her at the Metro Centre. Went up in a packed lift from ground floor to top . All of a sudden I could smell a fart it stank and people gasping . I said to my daughter " Have you past wind" TO GET THE REPLY No" NOT ME DADDY" . Everyone looked at me as though it was me and fancy blaming a little girl . The lift door opened and the people shot out gasping for air . swmboJnr and I the only ones in the lift , she turned to me and said " I was not going to say it was me daddy . Kids get you in some difficult situations .



Originally Posted By Alistair
Originally Posted By Sir Percival
Sorry never really liked music. Now it's got to the point where we even walk out of restaurants if there is a bloody row playing. You cannot seem to get away from it these days aaaaaarrrgh.

Sir P


You must hate this time of year with the christmas elevator music running i every store every year. I know it gets my goat so you must be suffering.