A Mercedes garage car park near me is a sea of grey with only one yellow A class in it. I don't get the fascination with all things grey. Reminds me of getting old oldgit (Some of my hair for example, well at least it's still there!).


I was asked by a Porsche garage in 2005 to put an extra deposit down when I ordered a white Boxster, they said it was required in case I cancelled because if I did, they would have so much trouble selling it on... I refused they gave in and when it arrived they put the car in the showroom and sold an extra 4 cars just from drive by onlookers and a Carrera owner changed his colour to white after seeing it. Which I found all very odd as I had always thought Porsche's were supposed to be white abit like Mercedes silver. Plus it was in Essex.

Anyway I'd like to apologise for causing so many people to drive white cars since then. Who'd of known I was such a trendsetter oops